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		<title>2010 Omnibus spending</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The 2010 Omnibus spending bill will cost America over 1 trillion dollars. The bill, almost 2000 pages long released only a few days before it was to be passed was filled with over 6,000 earmarks from both republicans and democrats.&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/23/2010-omnibus-spending/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Miley Cyrus starts her bad girl phase</title>
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<p>Miley Cyrus, the pop sensation celebrated her 18th birthday with a bong hit of Salvia, one of the most potent hallucinogenic drugs out there. So, I guess this is her official way of starting her, “<strong>I am a bad</strong>&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/11/miley-cyrus-starts-her-bad-girl-phase/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Palin’s Alaska: State of Boredom</title>
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<p>The new reality show called “<strong>Sarah Palin’s Alaska</strong>” came on and I actually managed to sit through about 5 minutes before I turned the channel to ANYTHING but that. I would rather watch the “<em>I fell down and can’t</em>&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/09/palin%e2%80%99s-alaska-state-of-boredom/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Fun with Justin Bieber’s hair</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>What is it with Justin Beiber’s hair? People all over the world are going crazy over his hair. If you minus the not so great singing and dancing ability and the fact that he doesn’t write his own music, you&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/09/fun-with-justin-bieber%e2%80%99s-hair/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Mattel Toys “accidently” releases Barbie Sex Video</title>
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<p>We are in a new era where breaking the law, cheating on your spouse and online celebrity sex videos are not only the norm, but almost necessary if you plan to make it in Hollywood.  Everyone is familiar with&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/06/mattel-toys-%e2%80%9caccidently%e2%80%9d-releases-barbie-sex-video/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lady Gaga Grammy 2011 Costume &amp; More</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The nominees for the 2011 Grammy Awards were announced and the question that everyone is wondering; what will Lady Gaga wear? We caught up with Lady Gaga at a rehearsal where she is already practicing for her appearance at the&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/04/lady-gaga-grammy-2011-costume/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell II</title>
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<p>The battle continues over the U.S. military’s DADT act that makes openly gay soldiers ineligible to serve. Most politicians, high ranking military heads and pentagon leaders are confused of which side to take. It sounds like some are going&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/02/dont-ask-dont-tell-ii/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>News Highlights II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Sex, Drums &#038; Rock&#8217;n'Roll</strong><br />
Travis Barker of the band Blink 182 has donated drum sets to New York schools in an Anti-Drug / Alcohol campaign with One Life, One Chance organization.  There’s no better way to keep our kids off&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/12/02/news-highlights-ii/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Horoscope November 29-December 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This horoscope is updated weekly so you can start your Monday off knowing if you should go to work or not!</p>
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<strong>Aries</strong><br />
<strong>March 21-April 19</strong><br />
This week you<p>&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/11/30/horoscope-november-29-december-5/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Caption contest II</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is our Caption contest II from Unwinded.com. Rules are simple, just come up with a funny caption for the photo provided and you can win! The winning caption will be displayed on the Unwinded.com contest page with the winner’s&#8230; <a href="http://www.unwinded.com/2010/11/30/caption-contest-ii/" class="read_more">read more</a></p>]]></description>
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