The 2010 Omnibus spending bill will cost America over 1 trillion dollars. The bill, almost 2000 pages long released only a few days before it was to be passed was filled with over 6,000 earmarks from both republicans and democrats. It is good to see our government taking care of the people in a time of economic crisis by spending taxpayer money for things like the Edward M. Kennedy institute for the Senate. They want “$19,000,000 to build an exact replica of the U.S. Senate chambers. The center will be a shrine to the senate”. Yes, they do need a shrine to themselves to show the taxpayers how high and mighty they are. I believe there is talk of next year a $37,000,000 earmark for a large bronze being built to honor the taxpayers. It will be a 34 foot tall statue of a homeless man and a stray dog pissing on him.
Here is another example of government spending. The new Presidential limousine will be pimped out to give a new, more hip look. In a newly released Wikileaks cable between the President and the armored limo builder, Obama said,
“I want something that is fresh with a touch of phat. I’d like some pimp horns so all them hos can spy my mad style in the capital hood. Oh, also could you add a small refrigerator for my Grey Poupon? Check you later and word up to your bitches homey dog”.
Some of the new features will include a top secret mind eraser which will make anyone within 500 feet of the limousine forget the promises he made. The suspension will be beefed up to carry the next Omnibus pork bill which will weigh a hefty 1200 lbs.
Some of the lesser heard about earmarks hidden in this bill are:
-23 million to study the physical stress on the human body while carrying the 2010 omnibus bill
-12 million to study if taxpayers will approve or disapprove of governments proposed 10.7 million 2011 bill that will study the affects of the 2010 12 million dollar study
-1.6 million in overtime wages for time spend by Senator Cochran to come up with the 230 something earmarks
-3.2 million for custom made rolls of toilet paper with images of low income people for the senate chambers bathrooms
-$855,000 for Uncle Wacky the clown to make balloon animals for senators during senate meeting recess
-253 million to FDA to make sure cigarettes stay on the market so millions can die a slow painful fucking death while filling the pockets of hospitals, doctors, tobacco companies and politicians with billions (a lot of people would be out of work if there wasn’t cancer)
