George Bush’s book “Decisions Points” moved to the science fiction category and Sarah Palin’s new book “America at Heart” will be displayed in the comedy section of most booksellers. Palin’s book after 2 weeks will go straight to the half priced section. Her third book is already in the works called: “Wow, I have really done nothing and you are making me rich, thanks”. The book should hit the thrift shop stores some time next year.
A new Starbucks Coffee in Madison, Wisconsin has opened inside another Starbucks. One employee said he welcomes the new Starbucks as it will be nice to get a Starbucks coffee on his break.
New Study shows illegal immigrants crossing over the border in the US is declining. Due somewhat to the many security forces watching the border, but mainly due to the fact that 97% of them have already crossed the border.
California Man fed up with Facebook looks for avenue to complain only to start a: “I hate Facebook” Facebook page. Many other Facebook members who joined also complained how they don’t like being on Facebook.
For the straight 146th year in a row the Confederate Army of civil war reenactors have again lost the civil war. A Union side reenactor we talked with said, “I’m not sure when they will learn… we keep reenacting the same battle and of course they always lose, but they keep coming back every year.”
Many members of a local Kentucky Optimists Club are beaten up when their booth was placed next to the newly formed Pessimists Club at a country fair. The Pessimist Club thought the Optimists were wasting there time being there and the Optimists Club were very confident they could beat up Pessimists Club.
Back Street Boys and New Kids on the Block make a comeback and will start touring again singing and dancing the same songs and steps they did before. Place your bets now at any off track betting on who breaks a hip first. They are sponsored by Rascal Electric wheel chairs.
