Amish boy shunned from community for “conjuring with his magic devil box”
A 14 year old rural Amish Pennsylvania boy named Samuel, who built his own laptop computer secretly in his family’s barn and now is in hiding in fear of an old fashion witch hunt. He somehow harnessed the magical power of electricity and powered up his home-made wooden laptop. His first attempt failed when the “Amish Facebook” flopped miserably. It was said he waited 4 months and still no one was on his friends list. He concluded the lack of electricity, other Amish without computers and the fact that they do not like their photo taken was to blame. He played Farmville for the next 2 months straight until he stumbled on the one thing that can be to blame for his downward spiral. A Site called RedTube, the internet’s king of porn. No one has seen him since, but it is rumored he is working in the city as a strip club MC.
Yoder!