Horoscope, Random |
November 16, 2010 |
- Leader Kim Jong Il starts his own TV show called North Korean Idol. He will be all the judges and the only contestant on the show each week. I predict at the end of the season he will be the next North Korean Idol winner.
- Washington will try to find a way to completely control absolutely everything in our lives. They soon put a stop to the project when they realize the social security number already does that.
- Airlines will go to drastic measures and make new rules where customers are not allowed any carry-on items or luggage of any kind. You will also be cryogenically frozen and thawed out at your arrival destination. Note: plan ahead if visiting Iceland, as it will take longer to thaw out there.
The famous musician formerly known as Prince and who now has a name which is only a symbol, will change his name again. This time it will not be a word or a symbol but a feeling, a feeling of being confused. When you see someone confused you can assume they are talking about the musician with the symbol for a name and formerly called Prince, or they may actually be just confused, which will confuse you and make people wonder if you are thinking of… you know, that guy.- Inside the great pyramid of Egypt archaeologists will find a secret chamber. Carefully breaking the seal they will find that Starbucks has already built a coffee shop inside.
- As the newspapers of the world disappear due to the popularity of the online news, bottoms of bird cages will have to be lined with outdated laptops.
- The slogan, “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” will change in 2011 when many people find that the STDs they will contract will not stay in Vegas, but will come with them when they leave.
- A new discovery in the age old question, what’s the purpose of life, will be answered when we find out that earth and everything on it is just a grade school science fair project of an 11 year old alien being from a distant planet. Unfortunately he will receive an F and we will eventually be thrown out in disappointment.
Google Inc. in 2011 will build their first prototype automobile called “Google Transport“. Every time a driver applies the brakes, presses the gas pedal, turns on lights, opens windows, pulls the turn signal levers or any other buttons, they must first watch an advertisement on the dash mounted video screen before that particular function of the car initiates. People will eventually get used to pressing the brakes 15 seconds before they need to stop.
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