Palin finances own campaign while solving unemployment and housing problem
It’s no secret that Sarah Palin plans to run for President in 2012 even though the Republican party thinks she would have no chance against the well spoken Barack Obama. From one of our inside sources we got the low down on her plans to finance her own campaign while getting Americans back to work and give the thousands of people who had their homes foreclosed a roof over there heads.
She was heard saying:
I have come too far to quit now. My experience as the governor of the great Canadian state of Alaska has given me the experience I need to run this country. My experience as Mayor of Wasilla honed my skills as a leader. I don’t know if many know this little fact that I totally got 651 votes and my opponent had only 440 in that election and that’s in a town of just 10,000. I think that speaks for itself, am I right?
I knew I had what it took and deserved to be in a position to make decisions and do the right thing for Wasilla. But Like anyone I’m not perfect, yeah my support of anti-abortion law, even in the case of rape or incest combined with my strong support of guns made it easier for criminals to rape women at gunpoint but who would have thought people would put those 2 things together. Anyway, I’ve done a lot of stuff and now God, Me and my family are ready to run this country…. I plan to run for President in 2012 and finance my campaign completely by myself with a plan I call ‘Killing 2 birds with 1 stone‘. Someone joked, you should call it the kill 2 wolves from one airplane plan. I considered that actually. Anyway, This time I will run the campaign myself. I don’t need those politicians cramping my style with all their mumbo jumbo facts.
If I can get all my kids out of bed and make them breakfast and pack their lunches before the bus comes and balance my family finances I think I can handle 307,000 million people and all that running the country stuff the president does. I’m not about to give up, just like our Native American forefathers on their long journey in 1492 who sailed here on the Enola gay from Africa, they didn’t give up even after fighting the English in the Civil war in the 1860s. I am not about to give up either.
It is time we had a leader who can lead and do things that people want done for them by their leader and that’s where I come in and lead. My plan is simple. Fix the problems former President Bush and his Democratic party left us with. Why should I rely on companies like BP to finance my campaign like I did when I ran for Governor. I feel I should raise my own money while doing something good for the country. I just thought about what I needed and what other people needed, put them together and it just came to me.
Everyday when I’m driving I see many people standing around, looking depressed holding up signs with messages like “out of work need job” or “lost job and house no money no food please help” and if I may say so I came up with a brilliant idea. These people who are standing around with no jobs or homes holding up signs can easily change their situation by holding up a Palin 2012 sign. They’re already standing around holding a sign for no pay this way they can help me win in 2012 while splitting 50/50 what they take in from their new, let’s call it, Advertising Assistant job. You now have 50% of Americans back to work. The signs will be water proof and made of a thicker material much warmer than old newspapers. One sign can keep rain and snow off you while you work your way up the ladder of Campaign Advertising. Each person will receive a coffee cup with my picture… you’ll feel like you are a real executive drinking coffee everyday at your new job and acts as a great change holder when you are out there on the streets making America and your life better.
